๐ซ No-as-a-Service
Because sometimes you need a professional "no" in 40+ languages
Welcome to the most essential microservice you never knew you needed! Finally, a RESTful API dedicated to the fine art of rejection. Whether you're turning down a feature request, declining a meeting, or just need to say "no" with international flair, we've got you covered.
๐ API Endpoints
GET /
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GET /en Default
Returns "no" in English (for the classics)
{"language": "English", "word": "no", "code": "en"}
GET /random Popular
Returns "no" in a random language (feeling lucky?)
{"language": "German", "word": "nein", "code": "de"}
GET /{language_code}
Returns "no" in a specific language
Examples:
/en โ {"language": "English", "word": "no", "code": "en"}
/no โ {"language": "Norwegian", "word": "nei", "code": "no"}
/fr โ {"language": "French", "word": "non", "code": "fr"}
/ja โ {"language": "Japanese", "word": "ใใใ", "code": "ja"}
/es โ {"language": "Spanish", "word": "no", "code": "es"}
GET /languages
Lists all 40+ supported languages and their "no" translations
{"total_languages": 43, "languages": [...]}
GET /health
Health check endpoint (always says "yes" to being healthy, ironically)
{"status": "healthy", "time": "2025-07-01T..."}
๐ Supported Languages
We support 40+ languages including English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Arabic, Hindi, and many more. Because rejection is universal!
๐ก Use Cases
- Feature Requests: "The API says
/random โ 'ะฝะตั' (Russian)"
- Meeting Invitations: "Sorry,
/fr says 'non'"
- Sales Calls: "Hold on, let me consult
/de... 'nein'"
- Load Testing: Stress test your disappointment handling
- Internationalization: Learn to say no in 40+ languages